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A Day At Lake Hodges

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POP'S TOP TEN

TOP TEN things overheard at Josie's gathering of the gals

• "Where's the wine?"
• "Whoa, what's up with the "Tupper Ware" party?"
• "You know me, I'll see anything with George Clooney in it"
• "Do I have to go back?"
• "Marilyn, those appetizers were for everyone!"
• "Okay, who left the toilet seat up again? ...... just kidding!"
• "Would somebody please wake up Erin"
• "This punch must be strong, Jeanette has taken her top off"
• "For the love of God, get over it Jill, your iPhone has no reception"
• "Seriously, who's gonna wake up Erin?"

POP'S TOP TEN

Did you realize it's been a year since Doug's "70". Maybe yesterday wasn't the celebration of a year ago but, it was still his birthday. Pop's gives us the TOP TEN highlights from yesterday's birthday.

• Wondered why Mike hadn't called?
• Pretty much just sat there
• Thanked God he wasn't drafted by the Chargers
• Enjoyed rousing rendidtion of "Happy Birthday" performed by the waiters at the "House Of Big Fish & Ice Cold Beer"
• Read "Eat Prey Love" and bawlwd his eyes out
• Wondered why Dick hadn't called?
• Pretended to get excited when Barb wore one of her sexy PJ'S to bed
• Sat alone watching "Laural & Hardy" marathon on Bravo
• Wolfed down one mother of a free omelet at Denny's
• 71 shots of Yager, dude!

Rose Parade "2011"

POP'S TOP TEN

Pops gives us Doug's TOP TEN new year resolutions

• "Remove "Obama '08" sticker from bedroom mirror"
• "Call Dick in the middle of the night, yell "que pasa" and hang up"
• "Get back to my true love  ....body surfing"
• "Beat Raphy at "Beer Pong""
• "Start buying Lotto tickets at a luckier store"
• "Lose every pound of weight"
• "Don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy"
• "Oh who am I kidding, if it looks like candy, it's candy"
• "Who needs resolutions? Everything is fine"
• "Once and for all, learn which one is Jill and which one is Julie"