Jill, Mags and her two sisters, Joan and Pat, are spending a week in Palm Springs celebrating Joan's "50th" birthday. The big problem ...... the temperature Saturday is going to hover around 119. Pops gives us the TOP TEN signs it's just too hot.

• Tankinis to "Butt Naked"!
• Siri asked if she could jump in the pool
• They texted photos of their heat rash back to Ireland
• Slept with Ben & Jerry
• Mags updated her Facebook status to moist
• Their sweat was sweating
• No shirt, no pants, no problem
• Saw a dog chasing a cat down Calle Marcos and they were both walking
• Called Liza just to get the cold shoulder
• Their limo: A camel for four

Tea For "Ten" Princes

When Was The Last Time A "Princes" Showed Up At You're Child's Fourth Birthday Party

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

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Off the Beaten Path at Lake Oroville