POP'S TOP TEN

Jenny made it sound so easy, you know, Home-schooling. But after the first week Anne doesn't quite agree. She has her own rules. Pops gives us some of the things about Anne's first week with Regan

• Grades will be based on how Regan behaves AFTER school
• Instead of dissecting frogs, it's dissecting the chicken for dinner
• She's buying Tums in bulk from Costco
• A visit to professor Jim Beam's office after a long day
• Let's Regan know there are extra credits for unloading the dishwasher
• On a hunch, gave Regan the GED exam
• Scheduled Parent-Teacher conferences every other night at 9
• Praised Regan for tying for last place in the spelling bee
• Constantly overheard saying out loud...."this would be a lot easier with a babysitter"
• Her Home Economics class consists of : vacuuming the house; scrubbing the sinks, toilets and bathtub; unloading dryer; dusting and picking up Carson and Owen's room
• Uniform ..... Chantella dress, Tiarra, wings and a wand