POP'S TOP TEN

It's only been two days since the election, and there are a some things uncle Doug would like to get off his chest. Pop's gives us his TOP TEN

• I can't prove it, but I think Mike took a piss in my Koi pond
• I couldn't explain CHANGE if you paid me
• Tuesday, by accident, I voted for Alan Keyes
• Some times I confuse idolatry with infatuation
• Lord help me, I can't stop collecting Sarah Palin bobble head dolls
• When I see Mike next week over coffee, should I do the phony chuckle, or the unconvincing smile?
• In case there's any confusion, when I die, spread my ashes in Grant Park
• That "Joe The Plumber" guy......he's the "real deal"
• On November 5th, 1980, I voted for Ronald Reagan
• Sarah Palin........call me!