Top ten reasons why Dad is secretly excited about moving in with Annie and Robby:
*No more "fake waves" to people on Via Loma Vista
*To see if Anne really does "bathe Virginia."
*Gets to "lay down" with Carson until he falls asleep.
*Someone to finally share his Gin bill with.
*Hopes the IRS wont find their new address.
*Can't wait to scare the kids with his BIPAP.
*Now he has someone else that can relate to "bath time!"
*Now he can get up with Carson to watch Fox and Friends.
*Keep a closer eye on that Robby guy.
*Gets to pee ANYWHERE!
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