POP'S TOP TEN

As seen in past posts, Julie and the kids spent a week at Fallbrook's very own "Rawhide Ranch". Julie had a few reservations about the ambiance, while the kids had a time of their lives. Pop's gives us the TOP TEN signs it just might have been a a sketchy "working ranch".

• You toss a penny in the entry fountain and it hits a dead pig
• The "cole-slaw" is just mayo and straw
• The three-legged race is won by a three-legged cowboy
• Your hamburger has a long, thin tail
• Dead horse + 1,000 volts = 8 seconds of horseback riding
• The strange-looking kid that keeps biting everyone turns out to be a giant cockroach
• Every time a kid complains about being homesick, the nurse simply gives her more of her Prozac
• The water level in the pond rises whenever someone flushes the toilet
• That ain't a mint on your pillow....if you know what I mean cowboy!
• Farm animal clinic is run by Peta