POP'S TOP TEN

TOP TEN thoughts going through Shawn's mind on his first day at Odyssey

• Will the smell go away?
• Is it one or two "Y's" in Odyssey?
• Has it been eight hours yet?
• I did it! I did it! Oh, wait, it's only my driveway
• Maybe I should have sprung for those GPS underpants
• Time to start the bulk of my drinking around noon
• Maybe I should head home to beat the traffic
• Holy crap, I think I just saw the Grim Reaper!
• The only thing more satisfying than this......The garlic shrimp scampi at "Red Lobster"
• Has it been eight hours yet?