Monday, November 29, 2010

POP'S TOP TEN

Pops gives us the TOP TEN ways to make tooth pulling more exciting
  • Use an oven mitt
  • One tooth $5  -  two teeth $10,000
  • You don't think pulling teeth is exciting? What are you, insane?
  • Get a couple of play-by-play guys
  • Double if pliers are used
  • Takes place in kitchen while mom's fix'in dinner
  • Try doing it with a mouth full of spaghetti
  • Just before tooth is pulled  -  scream  - "Let's get ready to rumble!"
  • Triple if pulled with a string and a door knob
  • No hands!!!

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