POP'S TOP TEN

Pops gives us the TOP TEN things overheard over Christmas

• "Can we go now?"
• "Jeanette. Is it okay to take Lipitor with Jack Daniels?"
• "I'm sorry I dozed off, Doug. Now what were you saying about Obama?"
• "Now there's a switch ..... Mike & Merry just sold their Honda"
• "Every year it's the same thing, Richard has a few beers and breaks out the guitar"
• "Hey, look! Charger playoff tickets"
• "I'm going shopping for your present. Do ya want pepperoni or extra cheese?"
• "Hey, Doug. That egg nog's for everybody"
• "For the love of God can we go now?"
• "Attention: please wash your paper plates and return them to the supply closet"