POP'S TOP TEN

If you haven't heard yet, Shawn and Annette are moving to Laguna and are renting Dick & Marilyn's casa. Pops gives the TOP TEN reasons for leaving Ocean Beach.

• Feed up with OB's declining moral values
• Woke up one morning and thought: "Oh my God, we could be living in Laguna Beach!"
• Heard that if you move from OB to LB, you can end up with a boatload of cash each month
• Figured they'd have to leave in two years anyway
• Seeing "Mrs. Doubtfire" made Shawn aware of life options he never knew existed
• Tired of Dick always calling at 4 am and chirping, "Up yet, sleepyhead?"
• No number four - writer too excited after hearing the news
• Wanted to be a little closer to the ocean
• It's been hard living next to their landlord after throwing him through the living room window
• One in a million chance they'd see Dick naked