POP'S TOP TEN

TOP TEN reasons I, Wylie Wolf, am happy to have been born on February 29th

• "How many kids get a car on their fourth birthday?"
• "Lack of birthday cakes has kept me trim and slim" ....... Yeah, right!
• "I don't know why, but it's gets me a lot of babes"
• "Do you think I'd be getting all this blog-ink if I were born on the 28th?"
• "Though not old enough, and it's not legal, I'll get to pay my taxes every four years"
• "Dumb kids think I'm supernatural"
• "I'll be paying children's prices for many, many, years to come"
• "This year it's time for a "REAL" party"
• "My house isn't cluttered with thoughtful birthday presents"
• "Kind'a cool, me and "Superman" are "Leaplings""