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"I Wanna Be A Lifeguard When I Grow Up"
- Find out what that white stuff is on the nose
- Forget about that recurring nightmare of trying to give himself CPR
- Change email address to "floatin'stud"
- Erase "I can't believe I'm a lifeguard " doodles from desk
- Tons ...... and I mean tons ..... of hot babes
- Get new wardrobe for his possible role in the new "Baywatch" movie
- Promote his new invisible whistle
- Teach children there's nothing you can't achieve when your smart, talented, dedicated and really, really good looking
- Work on the line, "I know you're not drowning, but would you like mouth-to-mouth anyway?"
- Try the McRibs (They're for a limited time only)
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