Saturday, March 7, 2020

IT'S GOING TO BE A SHORT DAY


POP'S ASKED SOME OF THE CLAN WHY WE TURN OUR CLOCKS AHEAD? HERE'S WHAT HE GOT.......

  • The groundhog saw his shadow, or something like that?


  • We turn the clocks ahead?


  • It was the last wish of the great Elvis Presley


  • Another case of the man trying to wreck our weekend, I'll bet ya


  • Like the saying goes, "spring ahead, starve a fever"


  • Duh, hello? we turn the clocks ahead every night


  • Slowdown climate change?


  • (writer too busy trying to set clock on microwave)


  • To make it impossible for Domino's to deliver in under 30 minutes


  • It's got something to do with, wait a minute, I know, really, I know, ah forget it!

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