Where I Belong

Not That Long Ago

Smok'n Good Time

Dick Is Out Of The Hospital and In Skilled Nursing

Pops gives us the TOP TEN things overheard while Dick was in the hospital

• "Ahhhh, Doug was right, the Vicodin is wonderful!"
• "Nice legs!!"
• "Hope you're the nurse who's giving me the sponge bath?"
• "Wait, no sex for a month? But, but, I can still smoke the pipe, right?"
• "Nurse, isn't the doctor the same the same guy that was mopping the lobby?"
• "Diiiiiiick!, how did you end up with a gown that opens in the front and back?"
• "Hey buddy, mind if we switch I.V.'s?"
• "Hope this place has cable"
• "As I went under, I could have sworn the doc said .... "man am I baked!""
• "What's the duct tape for?"
• "She didn't just use the "five-second rule, did she?"

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