Monday, November 26, 2012

Dick Is Out Of The Hospital and In Skilled Nursing

Pops gives us the TOP TEN things overheard while Dick was in the hospital

  • "Ahhhh, Doug was right, the Vicodin is wonderful!"
  • "Nice legs!!"
  • "Hope you're the nurse who's giving me the sponge bath?"
  • "Wait, no sex for a month? But, but, I can still smoke the pipe, right?"
  • "Nurse, isn't the doctor the same the same guy that was mopping the lobby?"
  • "Diiiiiiick!, how did you end up with a gown that opens in the front and back?"
  • "Hey buddy, mind if we switch I.V.'s?"
  • "Hope this place has cable"
  • "As I went under, I could have sworn the doc said .... "man am I baked!""
  • "What's the duct tape for?"
  • "She didn't just use the "five-second rule, did she?"

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