Wednesday, March 5, 2008

POP'S TOP TEN

TOP TEN neat things about being named Wylie Wolf

  • GIFT SHOPS RARELY RUN OUT OF "WYLIE WOLF" MINI-LICENSE PLATES
  • CALLING YOUR FATHER "COYOTE" YIELDS HILARIOUS FAMILY LAUGHTER
  • WHO COULD BRING THEMSELVES TO SAY "WYLIE WOLF" YOU'RE FIRED?
  • KNOW WHAT THE ORIGINAL TITLE OF "ROCKY" WAS? "WYLIE"
  • LEARNING THE SECRET "WYLIE WOLF" HANDSHAKE
  • TO PURSUE A MUSIC CAREER, CAN CHANGE NAME TO "WYLIE PHUNK DAWG"
  • DISCOUNT FROM BASKIN ROBBINS WHEN YOUR CAKE READS....."HAPPY BIRTHDAY WYLIE COYOTE"
  • MEET A GUY NAMED "GANG PUCK" AND YOU CAN OPEN A RESTAURANT
  • WHEN TYPING YOUR INITIALS, ONLY HAVE TO PRESS 2 KEYS
  • YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP IT REAL, DOG!

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