POP'S TOP TEN

If you didn't see mom's e-mail reply to Doug's, you missed the "Fireworks". Pop's gives us the TOP TEN messages left on her answering machine that afternoon.

• "You go girl!"
• "Hey, I just got back in the country. Is that our cousin Casey?"
• "T. Boone Pickens here. Neat stuff!"
• "This is Dubya, If you need some help to get out of this, gimme a holler"
• "Hi honey, it's Mike. Thanks for taking the heat off of me"
• "It's your brother Joe....wanna hang out?"
• "Rush Limbaugh here. Gimme a buzz if you want something to take the edge off"
• "It's your neighbor - long story short - I never ever pictured you that controversial"
• "Hey mom. I've noticed all of your recipes lately involve 1 part gin and three parts tonic. What up with that?"
• "Is Casey a guy or a girl?"