POP'S TOP TEN

The kids have given pops their TOP TEN signs mom is nuts

• Responds to all questions by saying, "No hablo Ingles"
• Now sits with her back to us
• Diaper changing "By Appointment Only"
• All of her recipes involve 1 part gin and 3 parts tonic
• Instead of "mom" she makes you call her "Xena Warrior Princes"
• Whenever you lose a sock, it turns up in that night's meatloaf
• She bet the entire monthly budget that the Padres would be in the Series
• Can't say the words "I mean it" without laughing out loud
• Her new motto; "A little torture never hurt anybody"
• Breakfast, lunch and dinner..... chicken nuggets