Auberge Du Soleil

MÉNAGE À ROSÉ | 2 hours ($450/person) In this uniquely refreshing and relaxing spa experience enjoy a flight of three hand selected Rosés. After your first taste madam will enjoy a soothing Rose Custard Body Masque, while messieur an invigorating Rosemary Butter masque. The two come together as one in a lush private garden. Here you will soak together in a Milk bath infused with the essence of both Rose and Rosemary, while sipping your next taste of Rosé. Return to your couples suite for side by side his and hers aromatherapy massages of Rose and Rosemary. Conclude your bliss with a toast and a final refreshing taste of Rosé.

Mags and Jill have the opportunity of a lifetime; two nights at the famous and expensive ($1,900 to $5,600 per night) Auberge Du Soleil in Napa. The good news: they're in for $250 per. Pops gives us the TOP TEN things overheard during their stay.

• "Mags, is the "Private dining menu" the same as room service?"
• "Do you think we could qualify for the "Couples Mustard bath"...... Oh, and is that $275/per mean each or per couple? "
• "Come on Mags, I'm upgrading to the French nail polish for $15.00 more"
• "Can you please tell me what's in the "Cuke's Gimlet?" Yes, California cucumber infused Charbay vodka, muddled mint and lime, cayenne pepper, Meyer lemon and Himalayan pink salt. That'll be $16.00"
• "Jill, be sure to save time this afternoon for the "Warm Grape Seed Oil massage""
• "Wann'a join me in the "Skylit Soaking Tub"?"
• "Gee, check this out; complimentary snacks and beverages!"
• "Two hair dryers ..... stop it!"
• "With what we're saving on the room, let's splurge and get two of the $54.00 "Duck Pate Foie Blonde" appetizers"
• "That's funny! the "Body Waxing" is only available by special request, and they say the prices vary. I've just got to inquire, Jill"