POPS & MIMI

It's the big weekend at the Farmer's market for Doug and Laguna Beach Apron Co. Pop's gives us the TOP TEN things to consider before buying one of the aprons.

• "Will I be able to handle all the women?"
• "Should I wear my racing helmet?"
• "Have I explored all my other car apron options?"
• "Should I just use an old towel?"
• "Wasn't I saving my money for the Tote bag?"
• "Should I wait for the going-out-of-business sale?"
• "What apron would Jesus wear?'
• "Will it appreciate in value?"
• "Should I hold off and wait for the '57 Chevy Nomad apron?"
• "With my belly, am I really apron material?"