Monday, April 7, 2014

Andrew Looking Good For Oceanside Lifeguard Postion

What a humbling experience! It really put him to the test. He swam 500 meters in a pool then sprinted 1/4 mile on the beach , swam 500 meters in the ocean followed by 1/4mile sprint. The water was 54 degrees, brrr. They could only wear speedos, ugh. He then had an oral interview which he felt went well. He won't know until the first week of May.
 
Pops gives us the TOP TEN recurring nightmares the last few days for Andrew
 
Fat guys that say, "lotion me"
That white stuff on my nose? Ranch dressing
Too much paperwork
Inappropriate relationship with CPR dummy
If he let someone drown, he'd have to work weekends
Guys who pretend to be drowning because they enjoy mouth-to-mouth
Keeps trying to give himself CPR
A depressed, overweight David Hasselhoff getting his job
Constantly reminding people it's not a nude beach
Not looking good in speedos
 

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Andrew will be the greatest life guard ever. I just feel sorry for all the girls.....great uncle - Doug.