POP"S TOP TEN

It's been nearly four months now that Annette has been employed by Odyssey Health Care. Pops gives us the "TOP TEN" most recent voice messages on her voicemail

• It's you brother. Congratulations. Can I borrow 50 bucks?
• Change your out-going message, dude
• This is the printing company.....your new Coldwell Banker Cards are ready
• It's Blockbuster. That "How To Make Millions In Real Estate" DVD is six months overdue
• Hey, great answering machine message. Is that really Dr. Kevorkian?
• It's Julie. Thanks for making me look like a genius
• Linda from work. You left the Garmin Nuvi 880 GPS in the ladies room
• Hey, check out eBAY. Some dude is selling some of your Coldwell Banker signs with your picture on it
• Tom Cruise here. I'm calling every person in America to tell them I'm in love with Katie Holmes
• It's the devil. Remember that contract you made?