Pops Top Ten

Top Ten things left on Jill's answering machine

• Jill, turn on CNN....they're right! You do look like Laura Bush
• It's the bakery. Is Pity-Party hyphenated?
• Hey, Jill. It's Robert your neighbor. Are you still able to get me that signed picture of BB King?
• Change your out-going message. Elton John was like thirty years ago
• It's your bank.....curious. Larry "The Boss" Pistone is trying to cash a check for 10K. Is it okay?
• Hey, it's Joe "The Plumber". Wanna hang out?
• MeMe here. Gimme a buzz if you need something to take the edge off
• It's Britney Spears. Like that portfolio, it's like, way cool?
• Laura, Laura Bush. If you need a little extra cash, I need someone to fill in for me at at Gavin's dinner for Nancy Pelosi next week
• It's your next door neighbor, Robert, again. Long story short, my dog swallowed the Lee Trevino autographed golf ball you gave me. Would you mind..........