Sunday, October 19, 2008

POPS TOP TEN

It's been over two months, you know, Andrew's Pop Warner football practices and games. It was officially over Saturday night as the Huskies lost in double-overtime to the Raiders. For Julie it was a prayer answered. For details, send a self addressed envelope to: Julie Bastien, 3492 Rue Montraux, Escondido, CA. 92025

Pop's gives us the TOP TEN reasons Julie is happy to see the season end

  • Before dinner, she would flip a coin to see who would say grace
  • She's been banned from Vons for spiking melons
  • Every time the kids brought home a good report card, she'd dump Gatorade on 'em
  • During breakfast, she went to the play clock
  • For the past two months she's been wearing a cup
  • Whenever Maddy jumped down from the chair, she'd yell "Touchdown"
  • After an intimate evening with Richard, she'd go for the 2-point conversion.....if you know what I mean!
  • To get the kids attention, it was the banging her shoes on the table, a couple of cow-bells, the megaphone, followed by a long blast of the airhorn
  • She would actually arrive an hour early just to watch the last half of the "Peewee" games
  • Every time she'd get up from the couch, she'd pull a groin

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