POP"S TOP TEN

TOP TEN things overheard at "White Trash II"

• "Thanks for posting my bail"
• "This is so much fun, I almost wish I were a redneck"
• "I'm more of a Foxworthy guy myself"
• "Jill and Maggie wouldn't get it"
• "How do you like your opossum cooked?"
• "When I asked Cheryl to pass me the "Beanie-weenies" she slapped me"
• "Honey, that "Frito Pie" was supposed to be for both of us"
• "This pool area is the perfect setting for a white trash party"
• "Hey Dave, go easy on the spam-kabobs"
• "Oh no, Richard's gonna sing"