POP'S TOP TEN

If you haven't heard yet, auntie Marilyn missed her flight to Charleston to meet up with Josie and Bridgid. How? Simple. Dick's watch was not set to daylight saving time. Pop's gives us Moody's TOP TEN excuses as to why she missed the flight

• "Who schedules flights at the unreasonable hour of 10 am?"
• "I misunderestimated my ability to tell time""
• "Oh, like you've never done it"
• "You try drinking 14 hours to calm the nerves and see if you can tell the difference between 9&10"
• "Moody no need excuse"
• "After 16 years of not flying; upset by all the security"
• "Distracted by the delicious smell coming from the Cinnabon stand"
• "Hard to concentrate when you're having amorous fantasies about Dick"
• "Let's face it, nah......better not go there"
• "Uh, global warming?"