TOP TEN things I, Barb, have learned in thirty years of marriage
- When Doug nods politely and smiles, I know he's not listening
- He'll pass gas anywhere and at any time
- It's much easier if I just tell people....nah, I better not go there!
- When Dick calls, Doug's not here
- Dead koi float
- You won't find a bigger "Rush" fan
- The secret to sanity? crazy in-laws
- Think twice about getting a Stan Laural tattoo
- He couldn't remember Mike's kids names, if his life depended on it
- He's neither metrosexual or homosexual
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