POPS & MIMI

TOP TEN good things about turning TWO

• "I'm half way to four"
• "No problem when looking for paint. I just reach in my pants"
• "People tell my I look like a younger Zack Efron"
• "Great excuse to do two shots of Jager, dude!"
• "Aunt Jenny thinks "wet kisses" are cute"
• "I don't have to clean my room"
• "Once you turn two, you look darn good in Osiris shirts"
• "You can gain, like, 10 lbs. and everyone thinks it's adorable"
• "Can now take advantage of Applebee's "Kids two and over specials"
• "Temper tantrums still work"