POP'S TOP TEN

Maybe you didn't realize it, but today is Carol's birthday. TOP TEN signs I, Carol, am getting old

• "Pharmacist has become my best friend"
• "It takes a couple of tries for me to get over those Leisure World speed bumps"
• "I actually thought Carson's idea of sod on the brick patio was a good one"
• "My back goes out more than I do"
• "I look forward to a dull evening"
• "Those daytime game shows......I'm recording them"
• "Carson keeps telling me I'm beginning every other sentence with, "now days....""
• "Getting lucky means I found my car in the parking lot"
• "Barb will call at 8 pm and ask, "did I wake you?""
• "Didn't I just read the number one?"